Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
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He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I am one with the molecules
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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