This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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