I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
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I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
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When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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