well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
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i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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