Whod you bang
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
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Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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