he wants to bone in the snuggie
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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