Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
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He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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