I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
wow bdsm is so cute
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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