thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
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Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
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That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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