On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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