# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
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I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
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it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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