The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Semen is not good for contacts.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
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