no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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