im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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