these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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