as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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