If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
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damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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