Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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