just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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