he thought i was a dude.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.