Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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