You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm too high and old for this...
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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