yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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