do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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