I love black thongs
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i will never coherently bang her
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Randomize
