dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
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There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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