Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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