My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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