Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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