YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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