from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
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we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
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You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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