Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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