I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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