I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
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Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
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Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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