Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
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there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
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You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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