operation harelip BJ is a go
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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