Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
