Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
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Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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