we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
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I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
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Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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