There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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