It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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