omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
thus making me awesome and them whores
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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