no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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