i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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