I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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