So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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