I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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