oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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