Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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