i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
They have beer where we have blood.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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