I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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