this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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