i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
This is my life. Enjoy the view
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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