definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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