I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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