Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
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I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
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Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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